Thank you sir may I have another...
So, after my little
rant last week I'm feeling much better. Maybe we could turn this thing into a weekly column. /0's Rant of the Week... sponsored by Lemon-Lime Haterade.
Guess what? ... Chicken butt.
Know why? ... Chicken thigh.
Know who? ... Chicken poo. Eww.
Back to my point, if I even had one. I'm going to a karate class tonight. For reals. How's that for randomness. I've wanted to learn a martial art since I was a kid, but I'm just now going for it. I figured it was better to look goofy trying than to regret never doing for the rest of eternity. Besides, I'm gonna look like a badass in a gi. LOL I'm not actually participating tonight, I'm going to observe a class and see if I want to join. This is basically the only dojo in my immediate area that is more traditional and only allows teens and adults, so I'm hoping I like it. I don't know if my fragile ego could take an ass whoppin' from an 8 year old.
My quest to destroy all of my food before I buy more groceries continues. Like I said before, this had led me to some interesting meals. I had couscous with pasta sauce... which was oddly amazing. As long as I don't get to the point of peanut butter and green bean sandwiches I think I'll be alright. I haven't counted calories for 3 weeks, which is why I'm maintaining instead of losing. Once my stock of food has been destroyed I'll have a little more control. Until then... blarrr.
randomness1) Never stand between a dog and a tree.
randomness2) Vision without action is a daydream. Action without vision is a nightmare.
randomness3)
A drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the side. He bumped into a friend who asked, "What do you have in there, pal?"
"A mongoose."
"What for?"
"Well, you know how drunk I can get. When I get drunk I see snakes, and I'm scared to death of snakes. That's why I got this mongoose, for protection."
"But," the friend said, "you idiot! Those are imaginary snakes."
"That's okay," said the drunk, showing his friend the interior of the box, "So is the mongoose."