So... we meet again. (insert dramatic music here)
The new year is off to a good start. I've been kicking my butt on a daily basis, but I've also been having more fun. I've been trying new things with the whole diet and exercise game, which has led me to attempting to contort myself into a pretzel. The key word there being "attempt". I was having some back/shoulder problems from my desk jockey job so I decided to try some of that crazy yoga stuff to see if I could fix it. I was kind of thinking it was going to be easy. Oops.
I've been reading "Real Men do Yoga", which kind of puts everything into simple terms without all the foreign language and metaphysical jargon. It's a pretty good read. I've bent myself in all kinds of goofy angles, but it's kind of been fun for the most part. There are two poses in the book that I can't do (crow and wheel), which is slightly infuriating, but I guess that gives me something to work towards. I was surprised that after the first day I woke up sore. I wasn't expecting to strain my muscles so much just by stretching. Lesson learned. And to put that in perspective, I'm a guy that's used to being sore. I've done deadlifts with over 300 lbs. in some of my past workouts.
Boot Camp Challenge: 1/2 way done with the first week. Dedication... absolute. Results... optimal. OOH-RAH!
RANDOMNESS1) On the other hand, you have different fingers.
RANDOMNESS2) Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.
RANDOMNESS3) Show me a man with both feet on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't put on his pants.
RANDOMNESS4) It has recently been discovered that research causes cancer in rats.
RANDOMNESS5) Overheard during a particular long sermon, "If we give him the money now, Mommy, will he let us go?"
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The dramatic music was a nice touch! I often think, if I had someone else here, I'd get a twister game. I think that'd be good exercise....or.....I'd get hurt really bad. LOL
05 Jan 09 oleh anggota: DLAndrews
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Playing is the best kind of exercise, because you don't realize you're exercising!
05 Jan 09 oleh anggota: Divided By Zero
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I'm going to start calling you "Pretzel"! LOL. Maybe "Divided by Pretzel", that's kind of like infinity, right??
05 Jan 09 oleh anggota: sararay
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The pretzel flows into itself... continuing until infinity. LOL
05 Jan 09 oleh anggota: Divided By Zero
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My my, how profound. LOL! Sararay, we could call him Pretzel boy and put him in a circus side show. ROF
05 Jan 09 oleh anggota: DLAndrews
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I better start practicing!
05 Jan 09 oleh anggota: Divided By Zero
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Yeah, but I think we may have to put big chunks of kosher salt on you.
05 Jan 09 oleh anggota: DLAndrews
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heheheheheh I needed this sillyness, thanks.
05 Jan 09 oleh anggota: Simavision
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lol. good for real men doing yoga!! lol
05 Jan 09 oleh anggota: cindyshine
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As long as it's kosher SEA salt. I can't be using just any ol' regular iodized stuff now that I'm all Zen and stuff.
06 Jan 09 oleh anggota: Divided By Zero
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06 Jan 09 oleh anggota: Starladesiree
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